The Daily Review
4/14/04 Rocking Chairs
The Daily Review

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When I get old I'm definetely owning a rocking chair.  The bonus to this is that everything will have a futuristic touch so it will be super cool.  It will have rockets on it so I will be able to float around and go room to room on it, then just rock out once I get there.  The other privelege of having a rocking chair is that you get to sit out on your porch and act as crazy as you want, and if you're super cool you'll have a shotgun.  This I would assume would also be all futuristic, so instead of a shotgun it would be a laser cannon, I mean a "lazer canon".  Being super old will be awesome.

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