The Hamburglar is the man! He burgles hamburgers for crying out loud. I know it's spelt burglar, but I would
like to think it is the act of burgling. Do you? I hope so. The Hamburglar is awesome because he steals
McDonalds and his only claim is "robble robble". Remember the dude Big Mac? He was also pretty cool.
He was that cop dude and at the playground you could climb up in his head, and from there you there was this trap door you
couldn't get into, but always tried. I haven't seen a classic McDonalds playground in a long time. I know the
one in Falmouth used to, I wonder if they still do? They had the cool rocking Fry Guys. Damn, Mcdonalds is lame
now, all they have is Ronald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar.