The Daily Review
4/09/04 Love Seats
The Daily Review

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I hate love seats.  They're so crappy and uncomfortable.  Yesterday I took a nap on one and when I woke up my legs were so asleep from the knees down.  It took about five minutes to get sensation back in my legs.  My knee hurt like hell too, from being flexed to the maxxx.  Plus if you have to share a love seat with someone you don't love, or want to, it sucks the most.  You are all cozy with someone that you don't want to be cozy with, like a dude.  Two dudes on one love seat ain't a love seat, it's a war seat.  The whole time you're on it you're arguing with that person and telling them to get off your side, or off of you.  I swear the only reason why they made love seats is so that you have some furniture to match your couch. 

4/9/04