The Daily Review
3/21/04 Sea Shells
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Did you know that Sally sold sea shells by the sea shore?  Yeah, she does.  Which seems pointless because you could go on the actual shore and pick your own.  Unless she has those cool deep sea shells, the ones with super powers.  They're the ones you only see in cartoons where they swallow the characters and then spit them out later.  They're kind of like that plant in Little Shop of Horrors, the one that's like "Seymour! Seymour!", something like that.  So forget Sally and her sea shells, go get your own for free.

3/21/04