I remember making spit balls in the library in High School with Ike and Booth. Ike would chew on paper for the
majority of study hall and make the most concentrated spit balls on earth. The paper would be so pulpy and liquidy when
at impact the victims back would be covered with paper and spit. As you can imagine we didn't use straws, we used our
hands. They were just too big. Are they called spit balls because you spit them or because they're made of spit?
Well, all I know is that they were disgusting. I guess you can compare them to slush balls, except they were made of
spit and paper. Study hall was the best, especially because of Paris Match. Paris Match was this french magazine
in the library with naked ladies in it. It was awesome for school. The teachers couldn't do anything about either.
Porno in school, how classy. The porn was tasteful and had celebrities or models in it so it was most excellent.
I wonder if the school still gets that magazine?