Pita bread is good, but what a pain in the ass it is to eat. Once you sink your teeth into the pita bread
sandwich it tears and falls all apart. It's difficult not to pack pita bread to the max with all the fixins' you love,
so everytime it falls apart. So here's my idea, buy pita bread for fun. No not get enjoyment out of purchasing
it, but have fun with the pita bread that you buy. You can use them as frisbees, just chuck them around. And when
you get bored just eat it. It maybe gross because it fell on the ground and your friends have had their grubby hands
all over it. Also you can make hat's out of them. Just cut them in half and wear it on your dome piece.
I guess you could make cool disguises with them too. Like beards and eye brows. I guess you can make other facial
hair styles too. Like side burns, mustachios, goatees, soul patches, whatever you want. So go out and get yourself
some pita bread.