The Daily Review
3/13/04 Orange Juice
The Daily Review

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Orange Juice, or "OJ", is one of those drinks that are good.  Have you ever had V8?  That crap is disgusting!  Jeremy and I challenged one in High School, it made me gag.  People drink that crap like it's made of... made of... made of goodness.  Well, it's not.  It's made of tomatoes, celery, carrots, probably beets and most likely mud, dog mud.  What's the deal with the taste of Orange Juice after you brush your teeth?  That taste is so gross.  What causes that?  I have no idea.  Well, a few ideas.  First it's an ingredient in the toothpaste.  Most likely the minty mint or it could be the fluride or whatever else it has in it.  Pineapple Orange is way better than Orange Juice.  Why?  Because there's the addition of pineapples in it.  Duh.

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