Owls are scrazy birds. Somehow I typed scary and crazy at the same time. So I am guessing I think that they
are both crazy and scary. I know this, I wouldn't want one to bomb drop me and claw my head off. That's all I
can picture happening if I encountered one in the woods... at night. During the day I would grab that sucker and spike
him into the ground, all touchdown style like. Those birds have super powers at night, so I have heard. I heard
they can grow twice our size at night so they can catch moose and eat them whole. It's what I heard.... not from a reliable
source, actually no one has said that. But you heard it from me, so now you can say that you heard that it can happen.
As long as you say that you heard about it you're in the clear.