The Daily Review
3/10/04 Daily Reviews
The Daily Review

Bawuh?! A review on reviews?  Yeah, that's right, anything to fill another lost day.  Reviews are hard to do when you have to do about two weeks worth of them in a row.  I guess I don't have to do it this way, but I owe it to you and I have nothing to do right now.  I guess I could watch TV, but TV sucks.  There's a lot that goes into a review.  First, there is the subject.  A good subject is hard to find, it is best when it's random and has a lot of entertaining qualities.  Second, writing it.  To write a good Daily Review you must have some kind of knowlege on the subject.  Enough so you can make fun of it towards the end of the review, so the audience is entertained, but really I'm tricking them (you) into learning.  It might be mindless crap, but you're learning.  They might just learn how demented and bizarre I really am.  Lastly, a good illustration.  Finding a picture of the subjest can be difficult, so sometimes there isn't a picture.  But typically any picture of the subject is good enough for me.  Now that's how you do a review.

3/20/04