The Daily Review
3/07/04 Heaven
The Daily Review

I question Heaven in all of it's entirety.  Is there a heaven only for humans?  I doubt it, I bet it's for everyone.  I bet all of you feel pretty comfortable with that huh?  "Oh, my puppy from my childhood will be there , it will be so nice to revisit him."  Oh no, you don't want that.  What about all of the universe?  You'll be bunking up from that dude from Aliens.  The one with the mouth inside the mouth.  I bet you're a little nervous now.  They'll be all kinds of gross and sketchy things up there.  And how can heaven be in the clouds?  Spaceships would have busted through there and witnessed something.  Or is it so divine that the human eye can't observe it?  Give me a break.  Heaven gets a big question mark from me.

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