The Daily Review
3/05/04 Lucas' Claim
The Daily Review

Last night we hung out in the Old Port and Lucas made one of the most ridiculous claims I had heard in a while.  For some reason we were talking about sex education, maybe Lucas just brought it up, and he said the only thing he learned from Sex Ed was: "You don't have to ejaculate everytime you have a boner."  Following this Nate decided to claim that his beer was "as sweet as pussy" and started blowing on his beer provocatively and then licked it.  I must say it was a very humorous night.

3/5/04