Last night we hung out in the Old Port and Lucas made one of the most ridiculous claims I had heard in a while.
For some reason we were talking about sex education, maybe Lucas just brought it up, and he said the only thing he learned
from Sex Ed was: "You don't have to ejaculate everytime you have a boner." Following this Nate decided to claim that
his beer was "as sweet as pussy" and started blowing on his beer provocatively and then licked it. I must say it was
a very humorous night.