The Daily Review
2/26/04 Boa Constrictors
The Daily Review

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Boa Constrictors are pretty sweet.  If I had a true enemy I would sneak into their house all stealth like, like a ninja, and slip a Boa in their bed.  My plan wouldn't be to have the Boa kill him, but to squeeze his junk until he passed out, or have it fall off.  I would prefer fall off because that would be hilarious.  Another great trick would to disguise it as a belt and have someone try it on and BANG!  Constricted.  Boa Constrictors are the ultimate weapons... Well, except for guns... and knives...bombs, machetes, throwing stars..... Okay, Boa Constrictors aren't the best weapons, but the best sabotage.

2/26/04