Boa Constrictors are pretty sweet. If I had a true enemy I would sneak into their house all stealth like, like
a ninja, and slip a Boa in their bed. My plan wouldn't be to have the Boa kill him, but to squeeze his junk until
he passed out, or have it fall off. I would prefer fall off because that would be hilarious. Another great trick
would to disguise it as a belt and have someone try it on and BANG! Constricted. Boa Constrictors are the ultimate
weapons... Well, except for guns... and knives...bombs, machetes, throwing stars..... Okay, Boa Constrictors aren't the best
weapons, but the best sabotage.