Pepperoni's are awesome, especially as nunchuks. I wish I had pepperoni nunchucks. I would beat the crap
out of people with my roni and if I got hungry I would snap a bite out of it and proceed to beat people to death with my meat
sticks. For some reason there was this big pepperoni stick at my house, I guess for eating, but it was huge. I
hit my mom with it. She got kind of pissed.