The Daily Review
2/16/04 Pepperoni
The Daily Review

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Pepperoni's are awesome, especially as nunchuks.  I wish I had pepperoni nunchucks.  I would beat the crap out of people with my roni and if I got hungry I would snap a bite out of it and proceed to beat people to death with my meat sticks.  For some reason there was this big pepperoni stick at my house, I guess for eating, but it was huge.  I hit my mom with it.  She got kind of pissed. 

2/16/04