The other night I couldn't sleep and for some reason I thought about black toilets. I don't think I have ever seen
one, but I bet it looks pretty pimp. It would be so glossy. If I had a black toilet I would wax it like a car
so that when guests come over they would be overly impressed by my bodacious bathroom. I bet the people on cribs have
black toilets, they just have to. It's the pimpest.