The Daily Review
2/06/04 Black Toilets
The Daily Review

The other night I couldn't sleep and for some reason I thought about black toilets.  I don't think I have ever seen one, but I bet it looks pretty pimp.  It would be so glossy.  If I had a black toilet I would wax it like a car so that when guests come over they would be overly impressed by my bodacious bathroom.  I bet the people on cribs have black toilets, they just have to.  It's the pimpest.

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