The Daily Review
3/14/06 Riki Oh The Story Of Ricky
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I'm not sure if I have already done a review on this film, but because it's so awesome I'm doing it anyway.  Okay, so this movie is probably the most ridiculous and awesome movie I have ever seen in my life.  Where else can you get the satisfaction of watching a kung fu movie plus a gore aspect equal to Dead Alive?  No where.  I may have just exagerated on the gore part.  There is no movie that is more gorey than Dead Alive.  If there is, tell me, I want to see it.  So what's the deal with this movie?  Okay, Ricky is awesome.  The opening scene is of Ricky going through a metal detector and when the alarm goes off for the bullets he is asked what they are, he replies with "souvenirs".  Can you say awesome?  Hell yeah you can, and if you don't I'll punch you in the face, or call you an idiot.  It will probably be the idiot thing because I don't punch people in the face that often, but Ricky Ho does.  The weird thing about this movie is that it's called Riki Oh, but they pronounce it Ricky Ho.  I don't know, but I'm not going to question it.  For the rest of the movie Ricky punches through peoples bodies, punches people jaws off, and overall dismembers people with his sweet moves.  At the end he breaks down the prison wall with a punch, kick, or something and yells, "You are free now!", then it immiediately rolls to the credits.  It's awesome.

3/14/06