The Daily Review
2/24/06 Whale Burgers
The Daily Review

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Well, todays topic of discussion is whale burgers. Whale burgers? Yup, whale burgers. I don't know anything about whale burgers at all. I wish I did, but I don't. Like what kind of whale they use in a whale burger. I'm hoping an Orca, just so they can call I can say, "That's one killer whale burger". Clever. A little pat on my back for that one. So back to the whole burger situation. Who thought of putting a whale in a burger? A genius that's who. I guess you can make a burger out of anything, just slop it between two buns and you're done. Hey, that rhymed, that can be my new little jingle for my future fast food chain. Anyway, you could make the most ridiculous burgers if you want to. Like a corn on the cob burger, or a shoe burger. The shoe burger would be gross, it would be tough as leather. Damn I'm good. On that note, thank you and good night.

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