The Daily Review
2/21/06 The Streets of Portland's West End
The Daily Review

The streets of Portland's west end are so ridiculous.  You can find the weirdest shit in the street.  Since I have lived here, which was July I think, I have seen two dildo boxes, a home pregnancy test, and many other random weird things.  Today I was driving up Mellen St. and someone placed a Miller High Life bottle in the middle of the cross walk.  It's just funny how people will throw the most obscene things on the ground.  Dildo boxes?  Come on, that's gross.  If I ever bought a dildo, god forbid, I would definitely leave the box for the public to discover.  I sure thought it was funny when the two that I have seen were found.  But that's what I get for living near two porn huts, or whatever you want to call them.

2/21/06