The Daily Review
2/2/06 Duck Tours
The Daily Review

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Duck Tours look like the crappiest way to be a tourist.  Why would you want to drive in some crappy "vehicle" and learn about some crappy crap?  Portland has one now and I have no idea what the hell they talk about.  Here's One City Center, here's Commercial St., here's the Old Port.  Boy, that would suck.  And where the hell do those things go in the water?  The worst parts of the bay I bet.  Damn, Duck Tours are the dumbest.

2/2/06