The Daily Review
1/26/06 French Onion dip
The Daily Review

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French Onion Dip is so good.  So good it's addicting.  The other day I sat down and indulged in some delicious Rippled Potato Chips and French Onion Dip.  After some time I realized that I had consumed about a third of the container and there was no slowing me down.  So I told myself, "after this chip I'm done."  Nope.  It was like a dozen more before I quit.  Damn, they're good.  I think they put nicotine or something in it because I couldn't stop.  Actually, I bet they don't put nicotine in French Onion Dip, it would taste so bad.  I have never tasted nicotine before, but I'm sure it doesn't taste like cigarettes.  Imagine a Cigarette Dip?  That would be so heinous.  There would be little chunks of butts in it.  Plus you would have the choice of smoked butts or original.

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