French Onion Dip is so good. So good it's addicting. The other day I sat down and indulged in some delicious
Rippled Potato Chips and French Onion Dip. After some time I realized that I had consumed about a third of the container
and there was no slowing me down. So I told myself, "after this chip I'm done." Nope. It was like a dozen
more before I quit. Damn, they're good. I think they put nicotine or something in it because I couldn't stop.
Actually, I bet they don't put nicotine in French Onion Dip, it would taste so bad. I have never tasted nicotine before,
but I'm sure it doesn't taste like cigarettes. Imagine a Cigarette Dip? That would be so heinous. There
would be little chunks of butts in it. Plus you would have the choice of smoked butts or original.