The Daily Review
1/22/06 Jamming Your Finger
The Daily Review

I think this should be in the cool moves page... no wait, it's not cool to jam your finger.  The other night I was up at Asa's apartment and I went to harrass people out the window and as I went to lift the storm window higher the fucker dropped.  That heavy thin piece of metal came thundering down on my beloved middle finger and pinched the shit out of it.  Holy shit, did that hurt.  Warren called me just as it happened and I tried my hardest to answer it, but the pain prohibited me from any type of anything.  I think all I did was hold my finger and swear.  What else could I do?  Well, don't worry, nothing is screwed up, my finger is a lil' sore, but nothing a top dog can't handle.  I still can give the finger like no other.

1/22/06