The Daily Review
1/19/06 Velveeta
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This picture cracked me up, I had to use it.

Here's a tip for life- Don't use Velveeta in an omelette.  Oh man, I did today and it was disgusting.  The only cheese I had was Velveeta, which my Mom gave me, and I can see why she gave it to me.  Because it sucks.  What the hell is that stuff made of?  I think it's part cheese, part butter, and part... I dunno, clay.  That stuff is pretty wack.  I bet Velveeta doesn't even go bad.  I'm gonna find out because I probably won't eat that shit again.  It will just sit in the refridgerator.