Conjunctivitis is the nastiest infection ever. I have never had it, nor want to, but I know some people who have
fallen victim to the nasty. My cousin and Steven Dyer have had it. I remember hearing my cousin woke up and there
was so much crap on her eyes that she couldn't open them. She was real young so she freaked out. Imagine being
like four or five and not being able to open your eyes because it's covered with this crusty goo? I would freak, I also
would be disgusted with myself, knowing my body did this. Imagine seeing someone with their eyes stuck closed due to
eye boogers? I picture it like the beginning of McGyver when Mac was blind and had those bandages over his eyes, but
instead of bandages it was mucus, or whatever that stuff is. Man, conjunctivitis is gross.