The Daily Review
1/15/06 Full Moons
The Daily Review

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Full moons maybe cool to look at, but what a bitch it can be.  Whenever there's a full moon I can't sleep worth a damn.  So I looked it up on the internet, you know, to see what causes it.  No one knows, but there is a connection between Insomnia and a full moon.  Also people just act like crazies around the full moon.  Here's my theory, it's very far fetched and absolutely wrong.  Well, due to the moons effect on the tides of the world, I'm guessing the moon's gravitational pull starts to pull on your bodily fluids which irritates your whole body which leads to restlessness and other craziness.  Your brain too gets pulled closer to your skull which makes you very uncomfortable and loony.  The whole werewolf thing, I don't know why people become werewolves on a full moon.  It's a real bitch that it only happens on full moons though.

1/15/06