The Daily Review
1/12/06 Dubble Bubble
The Daily Review

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Dubble Bubble is the worst gum ever.  Everytime I chew it I regret it about three seconds later.  The shit is so hard no matter what, except for like 15 seconds when it is just a saliva infested sugar ball.  Once the gum can't absorb any more spit it goes back to the hard mass that it once was when you initially put it in your mouth.  The only bonus is that it won't stick to anything and make a mess.  Last night I went to throw out a piece I had been chewing for about a hour and a half out the window and I dropped it. Once I was able to locate the lost gum which was inside my jacket I was easily able to pick it up and throw it out.  With any other gum my jacket would have been ruined, but not with old crappy Dubble Bubble.

1/12/06