The Daily Review
8/15/04 Old People In The Old Port
The Daily Review

I went to the Old Port last night with Big Top and Corey and there were so many old people there.  It was weird.  When we first got there we witnessed many middle aged people which we immediately picked up on.  Then as the night got later we were running into older and older people.  My favorite person we encountered was Greg who was old and had no teeth.  For some reason I pushed him and he bumped into all these empty beer bottles which fell all over the place.  We then played the blame game for whose fault it was, in the end it was Big Tops fault because he had no idea what we were talking about.  Greg told us he just got divorced and I said "Congratulations!" and shook his hand.  He was not psyched, he was actually quite sad, then he disappeared.  After that we saw old ladies about seventy years old.  It was so bizarre.  On our way out we passed this rowdy old dude who was pretending to punch his friend all boxer style.  Corey tapped the dude on the shoulder and the dude quickly turned around and punched me in the stomache.  It didn't hurt, but the situaution itself was hilarious.

8/15/04