The Daily Review
8/12/04 Onion Rings
The Daily Review

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Who doesn't like onion rings?  I know I do, and anyone else who is cool does.  So if you don't like onion rings then it is quite obvious that you are dumb and not cool.  The best onion rings are the freshly battered ones, with the little chronlins at the end.  If you don't know what I'm talking about you have never had them.  Well, let me fill you in.  They are the little crumbs on the bottom of the basket.  They are most good.  I think I could eat onion rings everyday if I had the opportunity.... Until I got sick of them at least, which could happen pretty quickly.

8/12/04