The Daily Review

8/09/04 Switch Blade Combs

The Daily Review

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Switch blade combs are cool because they make you feel like a Greaser.  And guess what?  Greasers are hella cool.  Like Richard Greco.  He was so bad ass in 21 Jump Street.  Way cooler than Johnny Depp, Jonny Depp, Johanny Depp.  I don't know how he spells it.  If I owned a switch blade comb I would switch it to a tooth brush because oral hygiene is way cooler than haveing your hair look cool.  Actually the only reason why I would switch it to a toothbrush is because I don't need a comb.  I might as well make it useful.

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