Switch blade combs are cool because they make you feel like a Greaser. And guess what? Greasers are
hella cool. Like Richard Greco. He was so bad ass in 21 Jump Street. Way cooler than Johnny Depp, Jonny
Depp, Johanny Depp. I don't know how he spells it. If I owned a switch blade comb I would switch it to a tooth
brush because oral hygiene is way cooler than haveing your hair look cool. Actually the only reason why I would switch
it to a toothbrush is because I don't need a comb. I might as well make it useful.