The Daily Review
1/24/04 Pitbulls
The Daily Review

I hate pitbulls, they are the sketchiest dogs on this planet.  The Deuce recently got one and I have been just waiting for it to do something absolutely intolerable.  It has already bit Lucas in the leg, and I told my brother and his response is,"It happens."  What a douchebag.  Also when he first got it it would chase after Ratfink in the house, but right now he's gone so it's not doing it at this moment.  Everyday that dog runs outside and barks at somebody and chases it, whether it be a car or a person.  My neighbor has already stopped by and complained and my brother thought the person was being a jerk, when it really is him.  But this morning took the cake.  I woke up and I was just lying there like always getting the motivation to get up and I hear some dog fighting noises.  It was like "rarrrararra", I thought it was going to stop quickly and it didn't, then I heard yelping.  So I ran down stairs and opened the door to find one of our dogs pinned to the ground getting mauled.  I yelled to break it up and the dog ran inside covered with spit and blood.  I don't think the dog is that messed up, but it still shouldn't have happened.  So I went up to my brothers room and powered stomped on his bed and he jumped like two feet into the air, I told him what's up and that he had to get rid of it today.  If not I'll give it a ride to the middle of no where and let it loose.  Fuck that dog and the people that have them.  There just insecure dimwits who think they're all tough.  It's like having a Porsche for a poor person.

1/24/04