The Daily Review
6/19/04 Land Mines
The Daily Review

So many people have caught wreck.

Land mines are the gnarliest.  There isn't much to do once you step on a land mine, except blow up.  I think the worst thing about them is that they're so secretive in their location.  They're like snakes, or something else that's all tricky... like the Prdator.  That dude was so tricky, until he bled all that green fluorescent ooze stuff so they could detect him when he went in camo mode.  That movie was awesome.  I think Mike G. saw that recently, it was some Schwarzenegger film.