The Daily Review
6/17/04 Egg Salad Sandwiches
The Daily Review

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As obscene as egg salad sandwiches are, they are pretty good.  I prefer mine in the pita bread style.  I have no idea why but they are good that way, maybe with some lettuce and some salt and pepper.  The best thing to do with an egg salad sandwich (besides eating it) is to smush it in someones face.  If you haven't done it yet I recommend you do, they'll be so disturbed.  Getting anything smushed in your face sucks, but having egg salad on your face is the worst.  The other day Dragon threw a link of sausages at my head.  There was all this grease behind my ear.  So I smeared the sausage all over his face. 

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