If I had a dollar for every kitten I stepped on then I would be still dead broke. Actually, I once ran over my
sisters kitten once on my bike. I didn't mean to, it just rsn in front of me when I was riding around in the driveway.
What a dumb cat. Kittens are pretty cool, but when they become cats they kinda crap out and stop being cool.... Unless
they're completely insane. But who wants a completely insane cat? Not me, they scratch the crap out of you.