The Daily Review
6/08/04 Sap
The Daily Review

Sap, or pitch, is totally crappy.  I hate it when I get sap on me or my clothes.  You try and wipe it off but it seems to just make things worse.  It absolutely sucks when you get dirt all in it and then you have this nasty stain on your skin and the only real way to remove it is to use paint thinner or something of that kind.  I remember always getting the sappiest when I would climb pine trees.  I never learned my lesson.  Maybe because climbing trees was that much fun.  So I guess getting sap on you was worth it because the joy of climbing trees is that awesome.

6/08/04