The Daily Review
6/05/04 Bicyclists
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One of these days I'm gonna get in a bad accident due to bicyclists.  Those muthafuckas are everywhere!  And everytime a hill is involved.  I don't think I'll ever hit a biker, but me being hit by a car head on because I had to go around them.  Imagine if you were a biker and you saw two cars crash right into each other right in front of you.  I would be scared as shit and then feel bad as shit because I killed a bunch of people because I was biking.  Bikers always claim "Share The Road", but when do they share the road?  Never.  I remember reading an article on bicycling in Maine and this one dude said he was hit like four times by a car.  And most of them were on purpose he claimed.  Get a clue, stop riding your bike.  Go mountain biking, it's way cooler and it keeps you out of traffic.  Stupid jerks.

6/05/04