The Daily Review
5/29/04 Deer
The Daily Review

So I had my third deer incident in the hatch last night.  Stupid jerk ran into the side of my car and took out my mirror and dented the side of my car.  What's their deal?  If I was a deer I would definetely not jump into some randy sounding object barreling down the road.  I would hide in the shrubs and wait until the coast is clear.  Hopefully insurance will pay for it, but the dents are not that deep so they'll probably say no way.  That's when I'll kick them and tell them they better because I'm paying way too much for insurance.

5/29/04