The Daily Review
5/26/04 Judge Shows
The Daily Review

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There are too many judge TV shows on TV right now.  You got Judge Joe rown, Judge Mathis, Judge Judy, Judge Crap For Breath; it's ridiculous.  The bonus of these shows is that they are all crap and the scenarios for each case are usually the same.  Either someone owes someone money or they want their crap back from a broken relationship.  If you have to go on TV to solve a dispute like that you should get punched in the guts.  Plus all the people are ignorant as all hell and the judges are even worse.  All the judges purpose  is to give you a big old fashioned sass out.  If you want to get thoroughly reemed out with sass do something totally stupid and go to their "courtroom" and you'll get a gigantor bucket of sass.

5/26/04