The Daily Review
5/23/04 Maracas
The Daily Review

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Maracas are awesome.  You just shake, rattle, and roll.  The best part about them is that anyone can use them, unless they have no hands.  Which I have heard that a lot of Mexicans don't have hands.  I don't know why, I guess it's from corn harvesting accidents.  A sickle can take a limb off with one fowl swoop, so watch out when you're cropping down your corn.  When I hear the word Maraca or see one I think of Fishstix.  He used to always go: "My maracas go boom chicky boom, boom chicky boom.  That dudes insane.

5/23/04