The Daily Review
5/04/04 Small People
The Daily Review

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Whether it be a gnome, midget, elf, or a munchkin, small people are weird.  They kinda freak me out.  Especially because some have crazy ass lil' limbs.  I wouldn't want to be clawed by one I know that.  I bet those lil' bastards would scrap like a mutha.  They are so hard to get your hands on so if you had to battle one they would have the advantage.  Lower center of gravity plus the freak quality makes them a true warrior.  Remember that hairy dude in the Lord Of The rings?  That dude is badass, I'd want him on my team.

5/4/04