Umbrellas are one of those things that you need once every decade. How often are you caught in the rain and you
really need an umbrella? If it's raining I am not going to be out there that long, so an umbrella is pretty much useless.
And what about raincoats? A rain coat is easier to work with than an umbrella. You don't have to carry it around
once you're inside, just keep wearing the coat. I like the way that the Penguin used umbrellas. He made
weapons out of them, or vehicles. Typically they shot out some kind if smoke. Mine, I would have shoot or ooze
out gooey stuff, like eazy cheeze or mayonaise. You could sabotage everyone with that. That would be pretty cool.