The Daily Review
4/26/04 Pennies
The Daily Review

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Pennies are the crappiest.  There practically worthless.  The most use I get out of them is to throw at people.  It takes one hundred pennies to make a dollar and a dollar doesn't buy squat.  It's ridiculous.  They should make stuff super cheap so we can buy stuff with our pennies.  I wonder what the statistic is for thrown away pennies per year?  I bet it's crazy large.  People don't care about pennies.  I am sure bums pass on picking up pennies off the ground.  Now quarters, they're awesome.  It only takes four of those suckers to make a dollar.

4/26/04