Bottle rockets are awesome. Why? So many reasons. They just have the potential for something ridiculous
to happen. You can shoot them from your crotch, shoot them at people, tie animals to them, the options are endless.
one time Hambone and I shot one off in our house and the house filled up with smoke. Why would you shoot fireworks off
in your house? I have no idea, but it was amusing. Another time two of my roommates were shooting off bottle rockets
and one hit my roommate in the leg. I heard him scream, but I thought he was joking, he came inside with this huge hole
in his jeans and a massive powder burn on his leg. It was awesome. So as you can see bottle rockets are awesome.
And if you have a large supply of them you can harrass your neighbors for weeks shooting them off every night. We sure