The Daily Review
4/24/04 Riverside Wet T-Shirt Contest
The Daily Review

So last night we attended the Riverside wet t-shirt contest.  This was my first time going to Riverside, so it was a double treat.  I have heard so many stories about how bad it was and it was proven last night.  What I imagined was a mixed aged group with white trash dancing to 80's rock.  All correct.  It was ridiculous.  As we waited for the wet t-shirt contest to catch way I amused myself by just taking in the scene.  Scott O'Leary caught me with this mad confused look on my face and just busted out laughing.  The place is truly one of it's own.... thank god there's only one.  Finally the contest proceeded and as I expected it was going to be a lot of heinous girls/women.  Alot were middle aged and the rest were obese.  Not chunky, but fat, I'm talking in the 200's.  This was a sight for sore eyes, and my eyes got sore quickly.  I must say there were a few girls that were alright, but not enought to make it worth it.  One girl was trying to be all sexy and fell on her face getting off the speaker.  I saw here earlier dump it when she was getting off the speaker when she tried to dance all sexy on top of it.  This is how lame this place is, girls thinking they're the sexmasters and gangsta when they are at a bar with 50 year olds.  All I have to say is that this world watches too much MTV.

4/24/04