|This is the B1 Razor model. Get it? Bone Razor.
Razor scooters are so lame. I hate those things. Besides the fact that they are wack, they are a death trap.
Have you ever rode one? They're crazy sketchy. If you turn the handle bars just a little bit the thing goes ape
shit , and you fall off. I couldn't imagine going down a hill on one of those things. You'd be bootin' down a
hill and start to get in a death wobble and just explode on to the pavement resulting in a mass amount of pain. Bruises,
scrapes, whatever, you're gonna be hurt. One time Hambone aned I found two Razor scooters in our shed in Bay Park and
we had a small, but awesome Scooter Posse. It only lasted about a half an hour. We went over to Josh's house and
set up some obstacles. Hambone tried to jump a stack of wood and landed flat on his ass. It was a little bit funny,
okay alot. I thought he smacked his T-Bone (tailbone for you knuckleheads).