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4/17/04 Booger Girl
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Back in elementary school there was this girl dubbed "The Booger Girl".  Her real name was Beth Hinckley and she was most obscene.  As you could imagine she had some issues with boogers and snot, mostly snot, but Booger Girl was the chosen name.  She used to be the last person to be picked up on the bus so when it was her stop everyone pushed toward the aisle to block her from sitting with you.  And as far back as I remember when someone is obscene they know it and in most cases they'll use it to harass you.  She would always get on the bus with this crazed out smile while she picked her victim.  I remember she sat with Ike and I once, it sucked hardcore.  Ike practically sat on top of me because he didn't want to be touched by the Booger Girl.  Another time she sat with my brother, the Deuce, and he started crying.  We laughed at my brother, not because he was crying but because the Booger Girl sat with him.  Boy I was glad when she moved away, whenever that was.

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